kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
Me: *breathes*
Mom: no

vinebox:

grandpa Watchn Nicki Minaj Anaconda

epicallyfunny:

WELL FUCK.

epicallyfunny:

WELL FUCK.

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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MY ANDACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT

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HUN

peggyleads:

legolastouchedthebutt:

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

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#that should not have been as funny as it was

yummyinmytumbly:

Chicken Alfredo Baked Ziti
bitterarab:

Damn.

bitterarab:

Damn.